A Sow's Ear

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Yosho

Brooke

Hammond

Richmond

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Written by Carrizo

A Sow's Ear

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Wall Street Drama

Brooke grew up in the grinding poverty many ferals endure in a domestic-biased society, but the wolf fought his way to an MBA and a job as a loan officer in one of the nation's biggest banks. Richmond is from a long line of powerful horses in the financial sector, more interested in protecting an upcoming merger than social work.

Brooke Wolf

Richmond Horse

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        We need to talk.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It can wait.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I just spoke with Taylor down in finance. Why didn't you sign the Farrell loan?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Really?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        They met every requirement. I vetted them down to every line of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Well, then. I must have found an issue outside of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        It's because they're coyotes. Isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Look here, Brooke.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I'm sick of this high-and-mighty, domesticated bullshit, Richmond. They deserved that loan.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        No, I said look here. What do you see?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        A fucking speciest horse.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        On my head, yellow-eyes.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What? What are you getting at? That white patch?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's not a white patch, Brooke. It's my halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        Christ, you're worse than I thought.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        You ever notice how only domestics have these? How every time a furry manages to graduate from his feral savageries, a splash of white appears on their heads? It's nature's halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What does that have to do with anything?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's why I didn't sign the Farrell loan. How can we trust our money with anyone who doesn't have a halo?

Killer App

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Judah T. Lowe

Eddie

Jet

BaddWill

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Killer App

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Project Premise

Horror Film

In their mission to make the most challenging video games in the world , a furry developer writes an Al for their final boss that generates its own strategies to react to opponents. But when employees begin to die mysteriously around the office, it becomes clear to Ike, the company's public relations manager, something has gone wrong.

Eddie Ferret

BaddWill Panther

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh, oh, you gotta check this out. This is my favorite feature.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Whatcha got?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        So this year, we reached out to the biggest legends in the Furry Basketball Association and got them all into the game.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Get out.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Really! Davis. Turner. Masters. Gruber. Lachler.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Gruber's still playing, man.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Well, we signed them all, got them scanned and in the game in breath-taking detail.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        So, like, you can put them on today's teams?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Classic teams. Check this out. '87 Taproots. '91 Mudpuppies. '09 Mayors. 2011 Thrust.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Where's Vanhorn?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        I got '91 Mudpuppies up. Where's Jerry?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Mr. Vanhorn chose not to sign with us.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        He's with another game?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        No, no. We tried to get him in, Mr. Will! Made several offers, actually. I guess he just doesn't want to appear in a videogame right now.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Give me a phone.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Oh—I guess you can use mine. Here.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Jerry. It's me. What the fuck. Game's dope. [PAUSE] Yeah, alright. Peace. [PAUSE] He'll sign.

The Situation

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

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Tony

Klandaghi

Paul

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Project Premise

Police Comedy

When a big city police sergeant gets canned, he finds work in a distant suburb run by the incompetent nephew of the town's mayor. When the town gets their first hostage situation by a confusing group of criminals, it all leads to a truly difficult—and hilarious—situation.

Tony Skunk

Paul Opossum

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Mr. Henford.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        And which right would that be?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        No, I sprayed a wall.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Well, what did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        The state prosecutor.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Wait, for real?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Shall we go over facts?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?

Reverse Orbit

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Ozon

Patrick

Nico

Brent

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Project Premise

Sci-Fi Comedy

A sci-fi comedy satire.

Patrick White German Shepherd

Brent Jack Russel Terrier

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, are we ready for departure?                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        As your readout there indicates, yes, captain.                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Identify the nearest sector with an unexplored life-class planet. Set course and—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Wait, what?                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Set course for the nearest sector with a—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        No, I heard that. But why are you asking me? Do I look like an android to you? Ask the damn computer! I don't have a crystal ball!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Look, it's not that difficult. Just pick one and go to it.                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Oh sure, let me just transform into a goddamned three dimensional holo-map of the galaxy and go digging around my organs for unexplored bits to figure out where we're going!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, you're being unreasonable and defying orders.                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        You know what else I'm being? Realistic! If you'd asked the computer to perform the task, we might have a course already! Instead, you're asking me to do something impossible for a brain made out of meat!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, I—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Hey computer! Identify a course to the nearest life-class planet we haven't been to yet! That way Captain Ridiculous over here can keep his spandex pants on! Oh look, there, our course is laid out already! And now I push two buttons, and we're going into hyperwarp! Wow, that was so hard. So what else do you need now, O Great Goldshirt Leader?                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        You know, I think I liked being a captain better when we had the android.

The Magic Acorn

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Leif

Mr.Badger

Furryhusky JJ

Sidus

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Project Premise

Children’s Adventure

In a magical forest, a community of tree squirrels believe that the first acorn on a special tree will ensure a good gathering of nuts for the winter. The chief's granddaughter Suri is entrusted to protect the acorn, but when it goes missing, she's joined by the son of the watch captain, Sidus, in searching high and low to find the acorn and save their home.

Mr.Badger Badger

Sidus Squirrel

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And that should do it. There you are, my lad.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        What's in it?                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        Pine resin. Daffodil sap. Maybe even some magic. Paint it on the injured branch, and it will grow fresh bark, good as new.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Perfect. That's perfect. I'll get this to Suri right away! Thank you, Mr. Badger!                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        Of course. Best of luck to you. But young man, one thing before you go.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Yeah?                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        When are you going to tell her?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I have no idea what you're asking, Mr. Badger.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        You certainly do. It's a dangerous journey for one young squirrel to come this far into the woods. You wouldn't do it for just anyone.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        She's just a friend.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        I'm not asking what she is. I'm asking what you want her to be.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        She's the chief's daughter.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And that puts her out of your reach?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I wish it didn't.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        It's always the furthest branch that has the sweetest nut, isn't it? Tell me. This acorn you're looking for. You said it was magical?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        When it's in our forest, it makes the trees grow.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And what does it do when it's not there?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I don't know.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        I suspect you'll find out soon, lad.

Swift

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Hammond

Shane

Shadow Wolf Afterthought

Howard

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Written by Carrizo

Swift

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Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Adventure

In a steampunk world where air travel is king, a retired border collie weapons designer tries to come to terms with having killed thousands with his inventions in a war between wolves and dogs. He finds a chance at redemption when he rescues a pair of kidnapped wolf pups and enlists the help of a pit bull pilot struggling to prove herself in a male-dominated business. Together they'll take a floating barge across the islands fighting local patrols and the remains of the bloody war to bring the wolf pups home.

Shane Red Wolf

Howard Doberman

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        So? How's my boy working out for you? Big guy's a killer, ain't he?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        He's been effective. We're quite happy with how he's done.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Haha! Damn straight, you're happy. Never send a dog to do a wolf's job, am I right? That green bean can sniff out a pup for miles. And I can smell that cash on you. Let's see it.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        How did you know about the pups?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I got my sources. But never mind that. Let's see that money.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GUN COCKING]                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        [CONT'D] Now I know you're happy.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        You did your homework, wolf. You should have seen this coming.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I did. But that was smart to have the money on you. Good trick.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I've done this before. On your knees.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        No. Not unless you show me the money.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Whatever satisfies you.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        That's it. Would have been so easy to just hand that over, huh?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I have better ways to spend this than on wolves.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Costs a lot to kill pups, doesn't it?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        [GROWLS] Shouldn't you start begging?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Why would I? I got what I wanted.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        To get shot?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        To see how cheap loyalty is to dogs.

The Rise

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Kit Pawpad

Jones

Nikolai

Korson

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The Rise

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Historical Drama

In the massive social change of the early 60’s, a mouse rose up to demand equal rights for prey in a predator-dominated world. But when he’s found viciously assassinated, it’s up to the others to take his torch and fight against oppression.

Jones Lynx

Korson Rabbit

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        That him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Yeah. That's him.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        It's Lourde. Shit, it's Martin Lourde.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I know who it is.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Where's the rest of him? [PAUSE] Korson, what's happened to the rest of him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I don't know. In somebody's stomach, I guess. I don't fucking know.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Has this gotten out?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        The witness didn't recognize him. I was the first on the scene. I covered him up right away.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        So just you and me?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I think so.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Good. Good. We got to keep this wrapped.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Do we? Do we, Jones? Do we?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. Look, when this gets out, it's going to tear the city apart.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Maybe it needs to be torn apart. That mouse never lifted a claw against anyone. All he wanted was for prey and predators to be equal, to be treated the same, and this is what he got?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        For fuck's sake, quiet down.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Why? To keep all the prey quiet? Me, too?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Hey! Hey, I don't deserve that!                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        He didn't deserve that, either!                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        No, he didn't, so we'll get justice for him, but we can only do that if we keep these streets from burning. So keep this quiet.

The Star Dragon

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Silver

Francis

Judah T. Lowe

Fairlight

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The Star Dragon Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Star Dragon

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Fantasy Adventure

To fit in with modern society, dragons have given up their magic, joining the other anthros in a mundane existence. But when a lonely dragon scientist on a remote research base witnesses a falling star, he discovers an enchanted dragoness in need of his help, but only if he can unlock the dormant magic inside.

Francis Dragon

Fairlight Dragon

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Wait! Hold up!                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Is something the matter?                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        You have to slow down. I can't keep up.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Francis. You say that like you believe it.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Why else would I say it?                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Well, why would you believe it? Of course you can keep up. You're a dragon, Francis.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        No, you don't get it. My wings are smaller than yours.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Goodness, Francis. This isn't about your wings.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Of course, it is. I can't move the air as much as you can.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Francis. Fly like a dragon, not like a bird.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        I don't understand.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        It's not about moving air. It's about moving you. Don't think about lift or flapping or any of that. Just open your heart. Open your soul. And think about going where you want to go.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        That's not going to work.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        How quickly did you decide that?                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        What? A moment, I guess?                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Now take another moment. And this time, it's going to work.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        I'm lying to myself.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        No, Francis. You're challenging yourself. And you can beat any challenge you put your mind to. Now follow me.

The Fourteeners

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

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Vela

Yosho

Seth

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

Vela Folf

Seth Cat

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Specials are over the bar. Start you off with something to drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sure, what's local?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Not you, I'm guessing.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Oh, shoot. Do I stand out that badly?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Don't see too many cats in the Rockies. What elevation are you from?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sea-level. California coast.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        We don't sell catnip.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        No, I'm here to see the Rockies.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        A tourist? We get even fewer of those. But hey, you're a nice break from all of the huskies coming through this place.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Glad I could change things up.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        So how about that drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        How about it? You got any breweries around here?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Hang on. We're going to be here for a while. Bristol, Left Hand, Oskar Blues, Revolution, Wyknoop, Elk Mountain, Dry Dock, S-K-A, Upslope, my eyes are up here, you know.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        What? Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I was looking at your feet.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Oh. They're big, too.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        I've never seen a fox as tall as you in California.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        My dad's a wolf.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Really? Is that possible?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        How about I bring you a drink, and then you decide?

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