Type: Setter

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Wolfe_Guardian

Kialo

Charlie Cougar

Gabriel

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Type: Setter

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Romantic Comedy

Gabriel works at a newspaper conglomerate as an overworked but talented typesetter for the classified ads. Straight as an arrow, a bit OCD, but otherwise the Irish Setter is a good solid worker and a great guy to hang out with. Until he falls head over heels for a new mailworker, a siamese cat named Carlene. Swooning over her, he wracks his brain thinking of ways to win her over, until he comes across a personals ad *SHE* placed. Hatching a scheme to woo her, he replies as an alias, "Eduardo", and the two hit it off with written communication but soon starts mixing up his information with his alter ego as things proceed to real life work and dating encounters. Can Gabe keep all the balls juggling, or is it too late to come clean and hope for the best?

Scene Description

Despite Gabriel's efforts, Kialo's curiosity leads him to finding out about the woman his best friend wants to pursue. Gabriel may be annoyed, but he's caught and figures he might as well ask Kialo for help, despite knowing the kiwi will be a combination of jealous and vain.

Kialo Kiwi Bird

Gabriel Irish Setter

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        You're interested in HER? Pal, you've got as much chance as I have landing the next Arnie Schwarzenheiffer role!                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        Kee, don't make me shove that beak of yours into a pencil sharpener! I'm serious!                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        Okay, okay. So you got first peek at her personal. What's the kitty looking for? A handsome kiwi no doubt!                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        Uh. No. She wants someone "Intelligent, Caring, Respectful, Forward Thinking”…                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        *coughcoughPUSSYWHIPPEDcough*                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        Where's that pencil sharpener again?                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        Yeesh, just a joke! Don't go shedding on me, fluffy! Okay, so how do you plan to woo her, Cyrano? (sir-RAH-no)                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        What's a Cyrano?                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        Cyrano de Bear-Sherack? Great literary romantic who ALSO had a big nose, thank you very much! Read a book, man!                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        Look, I just want her to look at me and think I'm an Irish Setter typesetter she'd more than settle for!                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        Gabe. Promise me with a pinky swear you will NOT use that line. EVER.                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        Just HELP ME! I need to come up with a name that reeks of suaveness and virility!                                                    

                                                        Kialo                                                    

                                                        I got one! Let me spell it out: K-I-A-L-O                                                    

                                                        Gabriel                                                    

                                                        That's it. You've graduated from the pencil sharpener to the paper slicer!

The Un-Wise Guys

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Klandaghi

Tony

Hibiki

Vinny

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Artwork by Rhandi Fisher

Project Premise

Comedy

Chicago. 1929. The streets run red with the blood from Al Capony's ruthless gangs, controlling everything from bootleg liquor to state senators. And when he needs the top driver and gunner to do his dirty work - there's no way in hell he'd choose these two bozos. But Tony Provolone is a ferret with a mission to be the best getaway driver for the mob, and the tommygun-toting grizzly bear Vinny Mozzarella will do anything to prove he's got what it takes to be the G-man. Even if they both have to fake it the whole way. When they're marked for an 'early retirement', the two have to put their differences aside and find out who set them up, before they nap with the fishes. Or something like that. Whaddya want, I ain't no college boy!

Scene Description

After getting chewed out by a lieutenant in the mafia for bringing stale lasagna to the gang meeting, the two are sent out on a drive by hit, the target unknown until they open an envelope presumably assigned to them. As they argue, they realize they took another duo's assignment by mistake, and the intended targets make the two very nervous.

Tony Ferret

Vinny Grizzly Bear

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Yeesh, how much garlic was IN that meatball hoagie, Vinny? I could smell ya from the Loop! An' you could use a salad anyhow!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        What are you, my mother? I gotta pack on for the winter! Hibernating n' all.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        You been packin' on ever since I KNOWN ya! You got enough gut to get you through THREE winters!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Shaddup, string bean! Jus' cause you're a twitchy rodent don't mean I gotta follow suit!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        I'm a mustelid, ya idiot! An' you're just jealous I can fit in maintenance tunnels when we gotta case a bank!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        They're called sewers, Tony. Fittin' place for a rat.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        FERRET.                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Whatever. Look, let's just get this hit over n' done with.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Fine by me, grizzly.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [ENVELOPE RIP, PAPER SHUFFLING]                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Oh. Oh Tony. This ain't good.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        What's wrong?                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        The targets for this hit - they're US! These're OUR names on the sheet!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        WHAT? Lemme see that!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [TIRES SCREECHING AS CAR SWERVES]                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        TONY! JESUS! PULL OVER!!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Keep yer fur on, my tail's on the wheel!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Yeah but your EYES ain't on the ROAD!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Holy cannoli! You ain't joking! This must've been the packet for one of th' OTHER guys! They was gonna ice us!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Well, least they dunno we were supposed to be the ones gettin' iced! We gotta play this smart.                                                     

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Yeah! Smart! So, what, we go back and beg for our lives?                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        Tony, you MORON! Dat's gonna get us iced QUICKER! 'Sides, do I look like the beggin' type to you?!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Yeah, you do! 'Specially for tiramsus at Luigi's!                                                    

                                                        Vinny                                                    

                                                        If you wasn't drivin, ya weasel, I'd punch yer lights out! C'mon, we gotta go back an' find out who put out the contract on us! [BEAT] Whaddya waiting for, an invitation? PUNCH IT!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [CAR ACCELERATING]

Idle Paws

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

K Fox

Zane

Mike Folf

Walter

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Idle Paws Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Idle Paws

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Artwork by SES

Project Premise

Horror Thriller

Fired from his stock broker job due to stress, Walter Benswar finds the opposite problem of being unemployed and stir crazy while waiting for employment. He begins to question his sanity when he starts hallucinating his apartment neighbors dying in gruesome ways, and not being able to tell if he was committing the murders in a stupor of ennui. Until he hallucinates his OWN death.

Scene Description

Walter, after having been questioned and released by the police department, has apparently awoken to blood on his paws, a carving knife in one of them. He is standing in the apartment of his rabbit neighbor Janice, and her brutally stabbed body at his feet. As he is trying to make sense of it all, he hears the voice that has been giving him his hallucinations. His id-based desires. And now, his murderous rampages.

Zane Voice

Walter Husky

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        That went well, don't you think, Walter? She's *much* more docile, now.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What - who - where are you? What happened?                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        What do you think happened? We finally did what you wanted! She wouldn't give us the time of day. Now she gave everything to you!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What *I* wanted?! No! I never wanted this!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Don't you lie to *ME*, Walter! I give you your thoughts! Your desires! Your dreams! And now, you listen. We have work to do, you and I.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Oh god - Janice - I'm sorry!!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        DON'T APOLOGIZE! She's PREY, Walter! We are BETTER than her! We don't apologize to prey! Ever!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        You - Get - get out of my mind! Who ARE you?!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Call me 'Zane', if you must. Now, clean up the blood. Wipe the knife and prints. Dump the body in the bag and take it to the machine shop! Hurry!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        N-No! I won't do it! I'm calling the police! I have to turn myse-                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CHOKING AS HAND HELD TO THROAT]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You won't do ANYTHING unless I ALLOW it, you understand, you spineless wretch? I'll end BOTH of us before I let you control me again!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CONTINUING TO CHOKE]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You give up, and I'll let go of your windpipe. Decide now before we die, Walter!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        [GASPING] Y-you win!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER BREATHING IN RELIEF]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Good. Remember this the next time you do anything. I'm in control. And we're going to have some fun, you and I. But first, you have clean up to do. Get to it.

Idle Paws

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Zander

Zane

Silicas

Walter

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Idle Paws Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Artwork by SES

Project Premise

Horror Thriller

Scene Description

Zane Voice

Walter Husky

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        That went well, don't you think, Walter? She's *much* more docile, now.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What - who - where are you? What happened?                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        What do you think happened? We finally did what you wanted! She wouldn't give us the time of day. Now she gave everything to you!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What *I* wanted?! No! I never wanted this!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Don't you lie to *ME*, Walter! I give you your thoughts! Your desires! Your dreams! And now, you listen. We have work to do, you and I.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Oh god - Janice - I'm sorry!!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        DON'T APOLOGIZE! She's PREY, Walter! We are BETTER than her! We don't apologize to prey! Ever!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        You - Get - get out of my mind! Who ARE you?!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Call me 'Zane', if you must. Now, clean up the blood. Wipe the knife and prints. Dump the body in the bag and take it to the machine shop! Hurry!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        N-No! I won't do it! I'm calling the police! I have to turn myse-                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CHOKING AS HAND HELD TO THROAT]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You won't do ANYTHING unless I ALLOW it, you understand, you spineless wretch? I'll end BOTH of us before I let you control me again!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CONTINUING TO CHOKE]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You give up, and I'll let go of your windpipe. Decide now before we die, Walter!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        [GASPING] Y-you win!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER BREATHING IN RELIEF]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Good. Remember this the next time you do anything. I'm in control. And we're going to have some fun, you and I. But first, you have clean up to do. Get to it.

The Blur Effect

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Hammond

Rumble

Dipper

Blur

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Project Premise

Superhero Film

Gary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.

Scene Description

The Freedom Force has just defeated Volgas and smashed his brainwashing machine, but in the process have found that the sabotaging 'mole' that previously pointed to newcomer Blur was put in place by the leader Rumble - HE was the traitor! A one on one superbattle ensues, with Blur victorious in a claw-biting finale. Both heroes exhausted, Blur confronts Rumble for an explanation before he turns his mentor and friend into the authorities.

Rumble Rhinoceros

Blur Cheetah

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Oof, who knew a cheetah could hit so damn hard?                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        I just need to know why, Rumble. Why?                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Those whirlwind punches got through my quake- stomp pretty well. Don't have anything more to teach you.                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        Don't dodge the question! Why?!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I'm getting old, Blur. I wanted to not have to keep going, to not have to put new heroes like you and Hiphop in harm's way. I wanted to end the need for heroes.                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        By siding with Volgas? That crazy sloth?                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I believed in what he could do - a world that didn't have crime, didn't need us. Isn't that why we fight? So there's no more crime?                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        No, I - Yes, but - Rumble, why did you plant the computer files to frame me, then?                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I panicked, Blur. I was going to find a way to make sure it didn't stick. You'd be exonerated. Only I never got the chance.                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        I don't know what to do.                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I do. You have to do the right thing.                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        I'm really sorry it had to come to this.                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Me, too, kid. Hey, Blur? Don't let anyone else tell you different - You'll make a fine hero. I'm proud of you.                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        Thank you, Rumble, for everything. [PAUSE] And you're under arrest.

Shellback

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Ridley Arp

Sam

Taladrian Kairn

Murphy

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Shellback

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Project Premise

Western

When a dingo scavenger comes across a wrecked truck in the middle of the outback, he finds an incredible rifle in the cab with a pair of dead kangaroos. But then he finds more than he bargained for as the sole survivor of the crash turns out to be an armadillo gagged and tied up in the back, opening up a mystery for the desert dog.

Scene Description

Sam and Murphy make it out of another kangaroo trap alive by the skin of their teeth. But while the two are unharmed, their relationship take a near fatal blow. Just before they escaped, one of the boomers expressed shock to Murphy when he found out the dingo was helping Sam get away. "Don't you know what we brought him here for?" the roo asked before they fled, leaving Murphy with the nagging feeling Sam isn't the hero he thought. Shortly before the pair met, a dingo chief named Benny was mysteriously killed while standing in his fortified compound. Murphy never knew who killed the deeply loved leader, but he may have found out.

Sam Armadillo

Murphy Dingo

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Like two gnats in a hailstorm, ain’t we, partner? What was that thing you called me? Turtle-rabbit? Better add “cat”! Reckon we got lives to spare!                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        What did that boomer mean?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        What the what now?                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        That boomer, what he said, what did he mean by that?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Oh, hell if I know. Reckon still can’t understand half the things y’all saying, anyway.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GUN CLICKING]                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hey, hey, now!                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        You’ll understand this.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Now, hold on, Murphy! Put the gun down, will you?                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Not until you talk. Why did they bring you here?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Come on, kid. You’ve seen what I do. Reckon you got to have it figured out by now.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] You’re the one who killed Benny.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I don’t know who I killed. All I know is when I had to get out of Texas right quick, these oversized jumping rats showed up with plane tickets. Just had to pull my trigger one last time.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Why did you do it? Do you have any idea who Benny was?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        No, no, I don’t. I told them not to tell me nothing about him. I just aimed and shot like they paid for.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Paid for. Taking a dingo’s life is just some job to you?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Ain’t much call for snipers in retail, Murphy.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I thought you were military. Like, special forces or something.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Do I look like special forces to you?                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        No. You look like a bloody paid killer. [PAUSE] And you let me help you!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Murphy, please! That’s because I needed your help. Them rats turned on me as soon as that dog was cold.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Then maybe I should hand you back to them.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        And they’d turn right back on you! [PAUSE] Look, I misled you, I know. I deserve your hate. But we got bigger problems right now, like getting out of this mess alive.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Alive, you say. With a dingo-killer. How do I know you won’t shoot me in the back the first moment we’re safe?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        That one’s easy, partner. I know you. Couldn’t kill you if I tried.

The Tale of Sir Render

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Ginger Mae

Tiewahn

Katalyst Macabray

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Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render had defeated the ogres that had plagued the town, using nothing but a lucky shot from his bow and arrow to cause an avalanche and crush them. Now the hero of the kingdom, the 'brave Sir Render' finds himself alone with his heart's desire, the beautiful Maiden Tiewahn. But he has one more challenge to overcome! His 'Biggest' one yet!

Tiewahn Red Panda

Render Boar

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        You did it! You actually did it! I can scarcely believe it!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Er, of course! And all for you, my dear Maiden Tiewahn! And... well, of course for the people too. And to see the captain's forehead vein bulge. That was fun!                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        I think because he bet against you in the pool. Your odds were 950 to 1, I think! Of course, I bet on you to win!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        You did?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh yes! I saw you had such knightly potential! When the ogres were chanting about how they would cook you alive, I knew you would not falter!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Uhm, yes, that was - well, disturbing, but I did survive! A bit parboiled, but -                                                     

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        And bringing the dragon back to be our kingdom's counselor? A stroke of genius, my knight!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Yes, that was quite fortunate! Reminds me, I have a session with him next week about my bat phobia.                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        And there were all these side bets, on how long it would take for your head to become the hydra's new volleyball, or how long it would take for the lake's goldfish to strip your fur and flesh! But I knew you would be victorious, my noble, handsome knight!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I thank you for your faith in me, my ravishing red pandaaauuuhm what are you doing?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        [GIGGLES] Giving you your reward, you silly badger! Help me with my corset, would you?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Oh - oh my goodness - this was worth it all! The attacking children! The gorgon beauty pageant judging! The pudding fight with the troll! Finally I will - I - wait - what is *THAT*??                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh this little thing? This has been in our family for generations! All the Tiewahn ladies have it!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        LITTLE thing?! - But that - that's bigger than MINE!!! And WHY do you HAVE it?!?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh you ARE a silly badger! And so cute too! Mmm, seems like it wants to know you better! C'mere and take your prize! I promise I will be gentle!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Uhhhh you know what I-I-I just remembered I have a cake in the stewpot I have to wash! I'll see you later!                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh you wonderful tease! Will you call on me?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        [WHIMPER] From the next hill over, yeah! Maybe!

Type: Setter

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2016

Apple Woods

Edurado

Siren

Carlene

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Type: Setter

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Project Premise

Romantic Comedy

Scene Description

After being one of the first to reply to Carlene's ad that he created in the newspaper, Gabriel takes on the moniker 'Eduardo DeSalvva', and fabricates a backstory and some 'exciting' things that he would believe Carlene to enjoy. Carlene is inquisitive, and with every probe, Eduardo digs himself deeper and deeper into his fabrication, much to their mutual dismay.

Edurado Irish Setter

Carlene Siamese Cat

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        You've arrived! Que bueno! I was just about to order the Dom Perignon!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Dom Perignon? That's rather pricey for a first date, isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Ahh, but money, it is no object! It must be enjoyed, no?                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Well, you sure know how to start a date. So, you're 'Eduardo', hmm? I admit I didn't expect an Irish Setter.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        What were you expecting if I might ask?                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Something sleeker, perhaps? Less shaggy?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Ah, but this coat, it is the prize of my family! Mi madre, from the British Isles, and mi padre from Lisbon.                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        I thought you said you were from Spain?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Hmm?                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Lisbon. It's the capital of Portugal.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Oh! Um well, my padre was from Portugal! We grew up in the Madrid countryside!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        I see. Well, what did you do in Madrid?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Ah, Madrid, she is most beautiful. I was an energetic nino, loving to run with the bulls!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        You ran with the bulls. In Madrid.                                                     

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Si! But I know how to run with them so I do not get the horns in the rear! The secret is to push their heads away when you face off against them!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Wait, you LET them get close to you?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Several times! But I did not win these races without knowing how to handle myself!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Wha - It's not a *RACE*! You don't *WIN* the running of the bulls! Except maybe - survive it!                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Ah! Uhm, there were - different classes of race! Si! I had several blue ribbons for winning the race unscathed!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        Uh huh. And I presume you have pictures of these wonderful 'ribbons'?                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Oh! Ah, well they are at home in Lisbon!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        I thought you said you lived in Madrid.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Ah, of course. Madrid. [CLEARS THROAT] WAITER! Your finest red!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] I thought we were having Dom Perignon.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Of course!                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        [SIGH] Dom Perignon is white.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Oh - well, maybe the house wine instead! Not too expensive for a first date, si?                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        [MUMBLING] Not too impressive for one either.                                                    

                                                        Edurado                                                    

                                                        Did you say something, chiquita?                                                    

                                                        Carlene                                                    

                                                        [LOUDER] No, nothing. Sure. House wine. Sounds 'bueno'.

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Justin Collins

Tencapp

Cartel Saide

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The Tale of Sir Render Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Scene Description

Sir Render is approaching the captain of the city guard to apply for the bounty to slay a nearby beast who is ravaging the town livestock, in hopes of winning the confidence of the princess. The captain is not impressed and suggests an easier task for the known coward.

Tencapp Badger

Render Boar

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                                                        Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.

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